Code That Made Me Cry, #CTMMC™

95% of all code makes me cry. The other 5% are white space.

The Unary + (JavaScript, #26 / 50)

parseInt('2e3',10) === 2;  //true. This is supposed to be 2000
+'2e3' === 2000;           //true. This one's correct.

parseInt("0xf", 10) === 0; //true. This is supposed to be 15
+'0xf' === 15;             //true. This one's correct.        

When I want some entropy in my UI, I just parse a couple of strings into ints. No one sane remembers how this works, so it might just as well be considered a random number generator. Answer given by Joseph the Dreamer


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