Code That Made Me Cry, #CTMMC™

95% of all code makes me cry. The other 5% are white space.

Obfuscation (Java, #39 / 48)

Caused by: com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.SqlDataException: DB2 SQL Error: 
    SQLCODE=-302, SQLSTATE=22001, SQLERRMC=null, DRIVER=3.59.81
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.dd.a(dd.java:668)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.dd.a(dd.java:60)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.dd.a(dd.java:127)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.bn.c(bn.java:2546)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.bn.a(bn.java:2053)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.t4.cb.n(cb.java:802)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.t4.cb.i(cb.java:259)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.t4.cb.c(cb.java:54)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.t4.q.c(q.java:44)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.t4.rb.j(rb.java:147)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.bn.ib(bn.java:2048)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.cn.b(cn.java:3845)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.cn.b(cn.java:3975)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.cn.bc(cn.java:678)
at com.ibm.db2.jcc.am.cn.executeQuery(cn.java:652)        

I like when error codes are negative. I like when error messages are null. I like when method names are called a(), c(), and j(). When classes are called dd, bn. Closed source is awesome enough, but obfuscated closed source is untoppable. At least, the vendor seems to provide frequent patch releases to the driver, to fix things. Such as renaming cb to ax

Source: http://stackoverflow.com/q/19493271/521799

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